Every time you vote Democrat God kills a kitten

Babies,

I heard this quote the other day, "Every time you vote Democrat God kills a kitten" and it made me very sad. Today I realized that your Mommies and Daddies must be early voting for that Obama man because I found a dead rabbit, chipmunk and squirrel at my back door! I am pretty sure that my cat killed them, but it might still be connected. God is starting to strike down all the little cute animals when big people vote democrat. Please, Please make it stop! I am worried and my dog and cats! There is still time to change things and make this Obama person go away. Get your parents to vote for McCain and Trig's Mommy!!!!! Do whatever you have to in order to help our cause! Remember we want REAL CHANGE!!! Oh, also check out Meghan McCain's book John McCain, My Father. She is McCain's daughter and she wrote a book just for us kids!!!

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Babies for President

Hey babies! I know it has been a good long time since my last post and I am very sorry! Things have been CRAZY at my house! I kept hearing my Mommy say that she and my brother had something called food poisoning. Not too sure what that is, but I think I will stick to my rice cereal and milk thank you very much! I guess my brother started a new medicine this week because I have heard talk about how it is making him a little hyper. My brother has autism and I guess my parents are trying to get rid of it. I am not sure how I feel about it. I think my older brother is really cool and I love when he runs around and screams and flaps his hands. He makes me giggle, but my parents don't seem to think it is too funny.......

Anyway, this brings me to some political news. I managed to stay up and watched the final debate for you babies! It was much better than the others and I was very excited watching it. Our man McCain did very well in my opinion! I was very excited that he mentioned my brother's autism and seemed to really care about helping him with it. That mean Obama guy said something about autism, but I don't think he cares at all. He was just copying what our man said! I think if grown up people were as smart as babies, then McCain would win. The problem is that they don't think for themselves. They follow whatever the media or Hollywood tells them and that is scary! Nobody asks real questions about Obama. He is treated like a Rock Star because it is "politically correct" to treat him this way! What a load of poop! I wish I could be President! If I was President I would start with helping babies. If all babies were taken care of and raised right they would grow up and the world would be a better place! Happy babies make happy kids and then happy adults! Whatcha think babies???

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Big Government

Babies,
I apologize for not posting over the weekend. My parents kept me rather busy and I couldn't find the time to sneak off to write my blog. Being busy is fine, but I think I might have missed some of my baby beauty sleep. I also was kept away from the tv and didn't get to catch up on too much of the news. Maybe my parents are trying to keep me out of the political scene. So, I am sure you want to know what is on my mind?? Well, I will tell you! I keep hearing the words "Big Government" over and over. I am trying to figure out what or who this big government is. So far I can only figure out that this government thing would be around all of the time and tell you what to do. I heard that it would tell you what you could have and how much you could have. That really got me worried! Babies, I think that would mean this "big government" would be in charge of our diapers. Sounds like they might tell us what kind of diapers we could have and they would regulate how often we get changed! I have heard the word "socialism" throw around as well, but I am not to sure what that is. I have been in touch with a few of my baby contacts in the European areas and they said they have had real problems with this "socialism" thing and it has put a damper on their diapers! All I can say is this "big government" thing sounds like it is really against Change for us babies. We need to figure out a way to stop it. Babies, get the message out that we don't want big government. I already have two parents and a "big brother" so I don't need any other "big" things telling me what to do!

Hope you all had a great weekend and that you took our message to the playgrounds and wherever else you might have been. I want to an Air Show on Saturday and I tried to get our message out, but I don't think anyone could hear me over the noise from the planes! People are trying to keep this baby down, but I will keep trying!

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Smokin' Obama

Babies, I am doing better today. Feeling more like myself and ready to take on all this CHANGE. Yesterday I was watching one of the news channels (not FOX because I am mad at them for not inviting me as a guest commentator) and they said Obama was a life long smoker up until last year. I don't really understand how that is a long time since "life long" is only 5 months for me, but they seem to think this is pretty bad. I guess that Mr. Obama has "slipped" and smoked a few times this year. What was his excuse? He said you cannot blame him, he is running for President so I guess he is stressed. What does he think the next 4 years will be? I say he is still a smoker and that is AWFUL!!!! Do us Babies want a role model who smokes? No way! So, not only are his pants on fire from being a liar, but his lungs are on fire as well!

I also want to start a poll here at my blog. Since we cannot drink beer, I ask who would you rather go have a bottle of milk with? McCain, Palin, Obama or Biden???? Of course I will say Palin first and then McCain. I think Palin would be good at giving me a bottle since she has baby Trig and maybe he would even come along!

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Anti-Orajel????

Good Morning Babies!

I guess I am still teething today. It was rough going before bed last night. I was very grumpy and it took a good long while to get me to sleep. I usually do some of my best thinking before bed, but all I could think of were my gums. I do love that nighttime Orajel, it is good stuff! I heard that if that Obama guy wins this contest he is in with McCain that us babies won't get anymore Orajel! He is really anti-Orajel and as a part of his poopy health care package he will do away with the stuff! I guess he wants us to be more like Europe with health care. He is CRAZY!!! Did you know that my Mommy, Daddy and Brother lived in Europe? Well, they did and My Mommy waited to have me until they moved back to America because she said the hospitals were awful there! Scary!
So, I have been trying to figure out how to promote our views on fresh diapers and CHANGE. Last night at church my Mommy and Daddy had to work in the nursery taking care of all the babies. I noticed after my Mommy changed my diaper that she changed a bunch of other babies diapers too. That got me thinking.....what if we get stickers made that say "REAL CHANGE FOR BABIES VOTE McCain/Palin" and stick them on the back of all the babies diapers? When they get home and their parents go to give them another diaper they will get the message! I think we might try this, but I have to get my Mommy to change a bunch of diapers to get it done. That might be the tricky part....

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Time Out for Obama and Silverman

Babies, I am trying a new look! Do you think these make me look more authoritative? If so, maybe more babies will listen to what I have to say! Babies I didn't do to good of a job watching the debate for you. I think I am teething, whatever that is. I cried and screamed through most of it, partly my teeth and the other part because that Obama guy scares me. What is going on with those ears? I try not to look directly at him. I was very upset because I never heard one of them say anything about changing our diapers. They really like to avoid that issue. I guess they think because we cannot vote it doesn't matter if our diapers are not fresh.
I saw the View yesterday and I got really upset. There is this really gross lady names Sarah Silverman that was on there. She has a big potty mouth. Everything out of her mouth is a word that I know we are not allowed to say. Even if I was allowed I wouldn't say it, it isn't lady like. Babies, this Sarah person is awful! You wonder what this has to do with the Presidential Race? Well, I will tell you! Sarah Silverman is a HUGE Obama supporter! This really tells us what kind of guy he is. If a person that has a potty mouth like that is one of his biggest supporters he must be a bad man. I would never hang out with someone that talked like that! I guess it isn't a new thing since I heard my Daddy say he hangs out with other really bad people. I think Obama and Miss Sarah Silverman need a time out! Why don't big people get time outs? That should be a discussion topic on another day.....

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Nashville Connection

Babies,

Not much to report today. It is a beautiful day here in Peachtree City. I went to the gym with my Mommy and then to the grocery. While out and about I was wondering if any of you babies will be able to watch the debate tonight. It is in Nashville, and that is where my Mommy grew up. I haven't been there yet, but I hear it is a nice place. I hope those TN babies are nice to Mr. McCain and also to Mrs. Palin. I will try to stay up tonight and report in the morning. I know you all depend on me for bringing you up to date info on REAL CHANGE. Speaking of real change, has anyone seen those diapers that have the little line in the front that turns blue when you pee??? I love those diapers. I have done the numbers and I think I get a fresh diaper much faster when wearing these diapers. My Mommy doesn't always buy these, not sure why. Maybe they cost more money? I know the economy is bad (not sure what that really is, but Daddy said even grown up people don't really always know what that means either) and maybe she is trying to save money. Maybe that McCain man can cut prices on those diapers! Just a thought. Oh, I heard Obama hates those kind of diapers. Once again he is against change for us babies.

If anyone has any interesting comments about the debate please let me know. Still waiting on the Fox people to have me on!

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Toddler's Take On Taxes...

Babies,

It is very important that you look at the comment my friend Kacie made on yesterday's blog! She went undercover and found out what this adult thing called tax really is and how it works. I am glad we have a toddler who can talk to help us out with important issues! I guess this tax thing is pretty crazy! She found out that if taxes are raised by that Obama guy then lazy kids will get half her fruit snacks! Scary isn't it? Are they going to take half my milk or my rice cereal? This needs to be stopped! I sent an email to Fox news about what I have found out in the past few days and I am waiting for final negotiations with my Mommy and the Fox News people to find out when they may have me on as a guest to speak out about REAL CHANGE! I will let you babies know when the time/date are final!

Keep up the good work babies!!!!

Obama, your pants are on FIRE!!!!

Babies, I found out today that Obama is a liar. I hate to toss that word around, but it is true. Let me tell you how I found this out. I was at church today, enjoying myself at a festival they put on once a year. It was GREAT!!! We had pony rides and all sorts of neat things. I couldn't participate much, but my older brother had a fun time running around. Well, during all of this I heard my Mommy mention to another Mommy that I had started a blog. When the title of my blog was brought up, the other Mommy thought I was an Obama supporter! What? I know you are asking why she would think this. Well, it turns out Obama is saying he is for Change too! I cannot believe that he is saying this, I was outraged (see above picture taken at he time I heard this)! I know for a fact that he is not for CHANGE! He has all sorts of alternative ideas for us babies, but nothing that is about real change. It is so wrong to say that you are for change when you really aren't. Does he think us babies are stupid?? To Obama I say "Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE" and you should say it as well! Take your idea of change and put it in the diaper pail! Us babies are for real change, not a bunch of talk that keeps us in dirty diapers.

Babies, this Obama character is bad news! I am serious! If you want a real change tell him to take a hike! Make sure if your parents are trying to force this Obama person on you that they get lots of spit up! They deserve it for listening to some crazy guy who has burning pants!

Well, I hope you all had a great weekend of fresh diapers and that you continue to spread the word about REAL CHANGE, not fake Obama type change!

Later Babies!!!

Yard Signs

Today we took a family outing to a little town about 15 miles from home. We went to a farm with a petting zoo, hay rides, etc. Babies, something I noticed while looking out the window on the trip there was very interesting. I saw lots of McCain-Palin signs in the yards of these farms. I didn't see one Obama sign. Things are looking good out there in small town America. I am guessing that there are lots of babies out there and they have expressed themselves enough that their families have put up signs wanting change! I was so excited! I am really trying to get the word out and now I see my words have been spread as far as 15 miles from my house! Whats next? I tell you babies, I got a comment on yesterday's blog, and it came all the way from New York! I don't even really know where that is, but I think it is far! Keep telling your other baby friends to check my blog and spread the word of CHANGE! We will have clean diapers one fine day!

On another note, I have a confession to make. Though I fully support the choice to own a binky if you want I really had a bit of disdain for them. I thought myself somewhat above you babies that actually used binkies. I know, it is awful that I felt that way. Today, I found a binky my parents tried to force on me at a young age and I thought I might sneak and try it out again. Well, I got busted. My Mom caught me and took a picture, see attached. Busted with a binky! I admit I really liked it, so now I am really pro binky.

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VP Debate

Good Morning Babies! Good news! I managed to stay up and watch the VP debate last night so I could report to you today! It was so hard to stay awake and pay attention, but I managed. I did take two breaks so I could eat some rice cereal and take a quick bath. I can say after watching Sarah Palin I was kicking my feet with excitement! The best part babies??? Over and over for 90 mins I heard my favorite word....CHANGE!!!! She kept saying CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE! Now I know she would be for clean fresh diapers. I am going to address one of my peers specifically this morning. Trig Palin, your Mommy ROCKS!!!! Just FYI, Trig is only a few days older than I am, so I feel a kindred spirit with this baby. I would LOVE to have a playdate if you ever find yourself in Georgia. It would be great to get the inside scoop and know from Trig if he always gets his diaper changed quickly. I bet he does. Trig, if you cannot make it here to Peachtree City, could you post some comments on my baby blog and let me know your position on these important baby issues??

On another note, something horrible happened yesterday afternoon. I was playing away in my exersaucer and I got so excited I made a real mess in my diaper. Yes, I know it isn't lady like, but I really had no control. Worse than that, my Mommy didn't know I had done this, so I was forced to have a dirty diaper for a full 5 mins! Can you believe it? Horrible.

So, I know I should be reporting more today, but I need some beauty sleep from being up for that debate. We should all be watching the bailout vote today and hope it doesn't pass or they change some of it.

Note to Trig Palin: full disclosure on playdates with me, I love to suck on my toes, but I will also suck other babies toes if they get in my face.

See you later BABIES!!!!!!

Binky/Paci control

So this morning I woke up and thought what a great morning! Glad to be alive in this wonderful world and thanked God for all I have, then reality set in and I remembered that before bedtime I saw you adults crush my future with the passing of the bailout bill. So, then I got to thinking what else do you adults want to ruin for us babies? I have a friend who is 8 months old, he told me that his parents are taking away his binky. I guess they have discussed this with other adults and decided they don't believe in him having a binky anymore. WHAT?? That is so awful! He wants a binky and he cannot have it? Who decided that? It makes him feel better and keeps him from crying. He is only 8 months old! Give him his binky! I don't even use a binky, but I feel it is every babies birth given right to suck on a binky if they want. I was given a binky after my birth and decided it wasn't really for me, just didn't do it for me, but it was my choice. Next thing you know there will be some law saying you cannot have a binky/paci in your home anymore. I mean maybe we should lock up our binky and keep them away from those who would do harm with them, such as older toddlers who use them and ruin their teeth, but that is as far as it should go. I would agree to signing (or spitting up on) any paperwork your adults need to get a binky. This way you could put an age limit and keep the older ones from getting any. I understand that, but to say I shouldn't have a binky at all??? Really? I just don't understand that. I will be responsible for my binky if I chose to have one. Us babies have the right to own a binky as long as we treat them with respect. Keep them away from older kids and promise not to hurt or torture anyone with it. My friend is working on a petition for his binky, but we are not sure how to get it signed. We discussed the spit up signature, but once you get 2 or 3 babies together it kind of messed up the paper. We are back to square one with this, so if you have any ideas about how to get this done please let us know. He is going into withdrawal as we speak! Come on babies, don't leave us hanging!

The Bailout: what do babies think?

Everyone is so worried about money and Congress is trying to pass a bailout for all of you adults. Well, has anyone stopped to ask a baby what they think? This baby says "NO WAY" to a bailout. Just because you big people wanted big houses and cars and things you could not afford, us babies are going to bail you out? I will be paying for your cars and houses when I am 50 years old! That is so wrong. I am 5 months old and I shouldn't be worried about paying off a mortgage. I am happy with a few little toys and as long as I have some milk, clean fresh diapers(read the earlier post), and some little toys to play with I am good to go. Why did you have to have more than that? My parents could have spent another $100,000 when they picked out our house here in Peachtree City, or that is what the bank said. My smart Mommy & Daddy said "NO WAY" because they knew they wouldn't be able to pay that mortgage. What happened to all the adults? Babies, ask your parents what they were thinking! Say it is not fair! If you cannot talk, spit up works just as well. Give them spit up! If you want to see some other ideas on this bailout, check out http://www.daveramsey.com/ and look at his common sense fix. I have heard he is a fresh diaper supporter, so I think he is pretty smart. When you can, check in and tell me what you think the bailout should be about. I would love to hear from you babies out there!

On another note, my Internet service was out yesterday so I couldn't blog for you babies. I am sorry, and hope to be on here everyday. If we babies don't stay informed then the world will go to poop! Tomorrow we will discuss gun control, so please check in with me when you get a chance.